Friday 7 December 2012

LE WAIST

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess who called IVONNE. She came from a kingdom called GHANIA. She was loved and respected by all her subjects and even strangers loved her as well. ivonne travelled to the kingdom next to hers named NIGELIA and that was where she met a young prince called IYANA, they immediately fell for each other and planned their happily ever after ……..until a queen from the land of Nigelia came to hear about their love.
Queen TUTU was an arrogant queen who didn't care about the suffering she inflicted on her people, whenever her subjects complained about her outrageous taxes, she would reply "the road to succezz is a long one, my city must be the best among the restzz" *holds laff*. She was very lonely because she was too proud to pick a man from her kingdom, her advisers always brought young men for her to choose from, but she would often find fault in most of them "hezz not sexyzz #poko". The advisers planned to take her out of the kingdom and hoped she would meet a man to help her rule the kingdom.
She was invited to a ball in a nearby city, so she prepared and took a few of her advisers. She went to the ball in a short gown which was extremely revealing, as she was fair in complexion, all her royal markings (tattoos) were exposed. She walked into the ball room shining her eyeballs, and that was when she saw him. Prince iyana, he wore a tight shirt which revealed his body build and a tight trouser as well, she was already seeing herself with this unknown hunk. And out of nowhere, a woman holds this young man and they move together into the ball room. The queen was furious; she quickly called her aides to inquire about this young lady.
She was unsettled and kept staring at the couple, prince iyana took his beautiful princess and headed for the dance floor where he sang to her his true intentions "your waist, your waist, all I want is your waist" she smiled. At this point, the queen told her aides "I wantzz hizz waistzz, I must have it" they assured her that they will get his waist for her. The prince was pressed and left his princess for a few minutes to relieve himself. When he entered the men's room, he saw the queen, staring at him with wide eyes. 'HI" she said to him as she believed she shouldn't be shy to say hi*holds laff* "I like you, you know that right" the prince replied "am sorry, but i LOVE TRULY and presently I love princess ivonne, I can't hurt her " the queen replied "justzz tell her ITZ OVA as I am CRAZICALLY FIT' to be your queen' she came closer to him and put his hand on her waist and whispered in his ears "don't you wantzz this waist? It's all yours"
The prince was sweating heavily, his heartbeat went up and down like KUKERE, he couldn't hold it in anymore, he gave her a long French/ Chinese kiss, before he could run any more shows, the door opened and they quickly separated and went their separate ways. On getting back to his princess (after over 30 mins) she looked at him in disappointment and asked where he went, he said he took a stroll to get fresh air. She saw the red lipstick on his lips (as queen tutu was famous for using blood red lipstick) and was hurt deep down; her fairy tale was coming to an end. She didn't want to believe her prince was cheating on her; she looked around the ball room and the only person with thick red lipstick was queen tutu.
I think you already know how the story ends :D. the prince left his princess for the queen, sad though, but it teaches us so many things, if it's meant to be, it will be, you don't have to push it, everybody's prince will come, you just have to b e patient.
This story bears no resemblance to any person living or dead, it is purely fiction. If you link it to any person, you do so at your own risk :D. Hope you enjoyed the story, have a lovely weekend #POKO

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3 comments:

  1. Hahahah!...loool...it bears no link to anyone indeed ;D

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  2. Lmaooo!!! You hate Tutu,you should hear her side sha #poko :p

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