WIFE MATERIAL, 40 YARDS

         Today, we discuss the shortage of wife materials in the country, this is indeed an epidemic. First, let’s discuss the qualities of a wife material. I came about these qualities by examining my mother and four other wives, first of all (go down low) a wife material must be a patient woman, she patiently waits by her husband in all situations, thus helping to build him up, secondly, a wife material is understanding and must communicate well to avoid misunderstandings even if we know they are inevitable. A wife material must also be independent, in the sense that she can cater for the family in the absence of the man, she shouldn’t have to depend on him for every little thing, and she finds ways to support her home.

        I just gave you the emotional aspects of the qualities of a wife material; now let’s examine the physical capabilities. A wife material must be an excellent cook. As the old saying goes; ‘the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’. I totally agree with this. A wife material learns different dishes and perfects them so as to keep her man interested. 

       A wife material must also know how to keep her home neat and tidy. Being a pig is not an option -_-. As they say ‘cleanness is next to Godliness”. Keeping the home tidy also prevents outbreak of diseases.

     A wife material must be an ambassador of peace and balance. An ambassador of peace in a way that, she should not incite her man to fight but calm him down and also balance because she must allow him to have his normal routine with his friends and family balanced with his marriage or relationship. No wife material will separate you with your family and friends; instead she helps seal the bond.

    Over the years, ladies have believed that sex bonds the relationship, and that when you always have sex with the man, he will never leave you. But my dear ladies, you are wrong. Sex bonds the relationship yes, but it does not fix any problems therein. As they say ‘sex will not make him love you and a baby won’t make him stay’ so be smart and put in the right effort, no man has a right to your body until he pays your bride price, so don’t turn into a sex slave for someone and miss out on finding your divine husband.

     Nobody is born as a wife material. So anybody can be a wife material. You just have to calm down, it’s not too late to learn how to act, cook , speak, and I assure you, you will attract the type of men you desire, I mean lets be serious, no responsible man will want to spend the rest of his life with a lobatian, who smokes, drinks more than a whale, can’t cook, cant behave in public, nags, complains, wastes money, tattooed from head to toe and is a perpetual liar -_-

      Ladies, we need to step up our game, because we will raise the next generation, let’s not mess them up. Have a lovely day.